Below are the approximate lyrics for “Nightman” by Charlie from Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3, Episode 9, Sweet Dee’s Dating a Retarded Person… the lyrics are different from the versions found in later seasons.
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Nightman!
Sneaky and mean, spider inside my dreams, I think I love you,
You make me want to cry you make me want to die,
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you Nightman!
Every night you come in my room and pin me down with your strong arms,
You pin me down and I try to fight you,
You cum inside me, you fill me up, and I want to die, I think I love you, Nightman!
Just two men sharing the night, it might seem wrong but it’s just right,
It’s just two men sharing each other, it’s just two men like loving brothers,
One on top and one on bottom, one inside and one is out,
One is screaming he’s so happy, the other screaming a passionate shout, it’s the Nightman!
Feeling so wrong and right man,
Feeling so wrong and right man,
I can’t fight you man when you cum inside me and pin me down with your strong hands and I become the nightttttt… the passionate, passionate, Nightman!
You make me wanna cry you make me want to die,
I love you I love you I love you, Nightman!
So passionate and right man!
So passionate and right man…